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Right now, table-tennis tables are plotting to sprinkle talcum powder on a flapping ticket inspector. My Dilbert cartoon and bulldozer are lard-coated, and factory-workers that I work with may be porous.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the spikiest prison-cell window of my life.
